Wandering the Heavens

Chapter 220 Xiaoyuer and Hua Wuque 9

"Aren't you afraid of having money but no life to spend it?" Yu Xian was not optimistic.

The reward offered by Hongye uncle and nephew is fake, but their real purpose is to find out the person who designed this conspiracy. Judging from the records of Hongye Zhai, the so-called Baidaotang treasure is completely fictitious. It's just that someone is causing trouble in the underworld, and their purpose is unknown.

Murong Xian was naturally not interested in the so-called 500,000 taels of silver, but because she stayed at home and missed the first half of the East Factory's suppression of the martial arts world, she now had to dominate the second half of the game.

"What are you afraid of! I can kill two rounds in this world with just two machetes in my hands!" Murong Xian was not modest at all.

"You've drunk so much after just a few dishes? Can killing solve the problem?" Yu Xian said angrily.

"If I can't solve the problem, can't I solve the people who caused the problem? Yao Yue Lian Xing Yan Nan Tian and that damn eunuch Liu Xi, just kill them with a knife!" Murong Xian slapped the table.

"You are amazing, you are so noble, so just mess around if it is not your task!" Yu Xian sat back in his seat and poured himself a cup of tea.

"Of course, you have the final say here, Dad." Chen Caiwei hurriedly sat down next to him and smiled.

"Hmph, I have the final say? You even want to take away the permission of my communicator. You have the final say, you are my ancestor." Yu Xian directly retorted.

"Dad, Xiao Taohua just wants to see Liu Xi make a fool of himself! Can you please do it again?" Murong Xian kept pestering him just to see Liu Xi make a fool of himself.

"I can help, but you have to teach them a lesson." Yu Xian glanced at the Jiang sisters who were standing obediently beside him.

"It's a piece of cake!" Murong Xian looked at them with shining eyes.

"Miss." Jiang Yuyan quickly found her position.

"Well, I'm the dead old man's second disciple, so you can just call me senior sister." Murong Xian stood up and walked around the two sisters.

"Senior Sister." The two of them said it quite smoothly.

"Very good, follow me!"

After Murong Xian finished speaking, she walked out by herself. The two sisters looked at each other and followed her out.

Yu Xian and the others who came to the courtyard also found pens, ink, paper and inkstone and started to write. There are several ways to write the word "卉" in fennel beans, so naturally they had to write a storybook and find a storyteller to tell the story, so that it could reach the ears and eyes of Hongyezhai.

Yu Xian first wrote the original text of "Kong Yiji", and then adapted and expanded it into a storybook based on the original text. This work was easy and was completed when the sun set.

The overall story is about an old scholar who has failed in the imperial examinations many times and, after becoming disheartened, stops studying and instead spends his days drunk and dreaming, and ends up in poverty but unable to let go of his scholarly airs. Interspersed in the story are a group of obscene jokes and anecdotes that are popular with lsps.

The most troublesome thing is the second clue. The concept of plane rectangular coordinate system evolved during the development of Western mathematics. Odd and even numbers are also introduced names. The concept of positive and negative numbers is also a problem.

It was the first time that Yu Xian had such a headache that he didn't even notice Murong Xian had brought the Jiang sisters back.

"Damn old man, I'm hungry!"

Murong Xian sat down opposite Yu Xian, picked up the written script and started reading.

"Hahaha...you...are you trying to make me die of laughter?" After reading only a few hundred words, Murong Xian couldn't bear it anymore and started laughing by holding her stomach with one hand and pounding the table with the other.

"Cook whatever you want to eat. I'm still thinking about how to write a book on arithmetic and put the symbols that change from odd to even but remain unchanged into the quadrants." Yu Xian said weakly as he looked at the dry inkstone.

"You are the only one who wants to publish an academic book, hahaha! Don't take on a job if you don't have the skills, otherwise you will be laughed at if it gets out." Murong Xian laughed so hard that her stomach hurt.

"Then what do you think we should do?" Yu Xian also knew his own limitations.

"If Mr. Zhou knew that his work had been changed into this, he would definitely crawl out of his coffin and fight you to death! Hahahaha..."

What's the difference between expecting Murong Xian to come up with ideas and buying a ticket for the Double Color Ball and winning the first prize in the evening?

"If you ask me, don't even think about writing a professional academic book. Just write another one like this storybook."

After watching the joke, Murong Xian got up and went to the kitchen. She really couldn't rely on the Jiang sisters to cook.

“That sounds nice, but how can mathematical concepts be written into a storybook? Besides, being a plagiarist is already shameless. Although it is a vulgar adaptation, but…” Yu Xian had an idea.

The first clue is to let the children sing it as a nursery rhyme. This is also possible, but it is not a nursery rhyme, but a game!

Just develop a game with a plane rectangular coordinate system, and then introduce the concepts of odd and even numbers and positive and negative numbers. Since it is a game for children, there is no need to involve any calculation principles and formulas. You only need to use the concepts as the rules of the game.

After Yu Xian formulated the general framework and rules of the game, he shamelessly threw them to the communicator for deduction and correction. It felt so good to be able to cheat!

After all, I ended up living the life I hate!

When Yu Xian finished his work, Murong Xian had also prepared dinner. At this time, the Jiang sisters also came back. They looked completely different from when they went out. They supported each other as they walked into the yard, and they even had difficulty lifting the cups to drink water.

"What's wrong with you?" Yu Xian had never seen them look so miserable.

"You old man really don't know how to teach disciples. The elder sister's physical fitness is acceptable, but the younger sister is far from it. I asked them to regulate their meridians and bones today, so they are a bit overloaded. It will be fine once they get used to it." Murong Xian looked at the two of them and sighed.

Yu Xian: …

Start showing off your strength from the beginning, even Langmie is not as ruthless as you!

The Jiang sisters looked at Yu Xian almost pleadingly.

"Listen to your senior sister. She is responsible for teaching you martial arts now." Yu Xian took a bite of rice guiltily.

Seeing this, the two sisters could only accept their fate. They originally thought that this mysterious master was perverted enough, but who knew that his daughter was even more cruel. They would eat first and then have a good rest, not knowing what kind of suffering they would have to endure tomorrow.

After dinner, Yu Xian took their pulses and wrote a prescription. When he went to the town to find the storyteller and the children tomorrow, he would buy some medicine to help them recuperate, to prevent any hidden injuries from remaining.

"You old fool, I never thought your medical skills have improved to this level!"

After the two sisters fell asleep, Murong Xian finally returned to normal.

"You're welcome. I first learned the basic medical skills from Xue Mubai, and later learned some from Hu Qingniu, Wu Youke and others. After completing my probationary period, I traveled around the country for more than a year, and I learned a lot while traveling. That's why I am where I am today."

Thinking of those days when he fought alone, Yu Xian was filled with emotion.

"You have killed many people and used whatever means to achieve your mission. You were even so despicable as to ignore the massacre of your compatriots by foreigners. You were just like a demon from outer space that wreaks havoc on the world. I thought your heart had become as hard as steel and you were no longer a human being. However, when you met my mother, you were still the same as before! It was a pity that I was killing people in another mission at that time and couldn't go to see her." Murong Xian mentioned the dead Cheng Yu.

"You just like to watch the fun." Yu Xian knew what kind of person she was.

"Dad, your daughter is very sad when you say that!" Murong Xian retorted.

"He's not a biological child!" Yu Xian corrected.