Chapter 40 The Comical Siege of Monsters
Chapter 40 The Comical Siege of Monsters
Chapter 40: The Comical Siege of the Monsters
Looking at the group of noisy little monsters surrounding the valley, Liu Yu put his hands on his hips and burst into laughter: "You little brats dare to come and steal magic treasures? I think you're just here to make a joke!"
Xiaoqing chimed in, "That's right, that's right! They're all ugly and deformed, yet they try to be robbers. They should go home and nurse!"
The little monsters were enraged by their mockery. One of them, who looked like a potato, shouted, "Don't be so smug! I'll beat you until you're crying for your parents!"
Bai Suzhen covered her mouth and chuckled: "Oh, you think you can compete? You should grow all your teeth first."
Xu Xian, trembling, said from behind, "How about we just give them the magic weapon and avoid causing trouble?"
Liu Yu glared at him: "Xu Xian, can't you have some backbone! Now that our strength has greatly increased, are we afraid of these small fry?"
With that, Liu Yu rushed out and shouted at the little monsters, "Come on, let me see what you're capable of!"
The little monsters swarmed forward, and the scene immediately descended into chaos.
A monster as thin as a bamboo pole was waving a small wooden stick. Before it could even get close to Liu Yu, it tripped and fell flat on its face, causing everyone to burst into laughter.
"Oh dear, are you trying to scam me?" Liu Yu laughed until tears streamed down her face.
Another fat monster tried to ambush Xiaoqing from behind, but because his belly was too big, he got stuck between two trees. He couldn't go forward or backward, so he could only scream incoherently.
Xiaoqing laughed so hard she couldn't stand up straight: "Are you trying to plant yourself here?"
There was another demon who thought he was very powerful. He jumped up and tried to punch Bai Suzhen, but Bai Suzhen simply flicked her sleeve and sent him rolling away like a ball.
"Oh dear, is it time to go back to the womb and start over?" Xu Xian couldn't help but tease.
Liu Yu's side was even more lively. He held his magic weapon and casually waved it, causing a group of monsters to be blown about by a mysterious force.
"Oh dear, I haven't even used my strength yet, and you've already collapsed!" Liu Yu shook his head smugly.
A monster with a rooster's comb finally managed to rush up to Liu Yu, but was so frightened by Liu Yu's ghostly face that it turned and ran away, shouting, "A ghost!"
Everyone laughed until their stomachs hurt.
Just then, a self-important fellow stepped out from the group of monsters, wearing a tattered cloak and a crooked hat.
He cleared his throat and said loudly, "Stop making a scene! I'll deal with them!"
Liu Yu looked him up and down: "Hey, where did you come from, you clown?"
The monster feigned ferocity and said, "I am the infamous overlord of the demon realm—the invincible general!"
Hearing this, everyone laughed even louder.
Xiaoqing clutched her stomach and said, "You call yourself a tyrant? I think you're more like the Diaper General!"
Enraged, the invincible general charged forward, ready to fight Liu Yu to the death. But Liu Yu easily dodged, and the general missed his target, crashing into a large rock and immediately getting a big bump on his head.
"Ouch, that hurts so much!" the Invincible General cried out, clutching his head.
Liu Yu laughed and said, "Are you performing a bell-ringing act for us with your head?"
Suddenly, the system popped up: "Host, stop playing around, be careful, it might be a trap!"
Liu Yu was having a great time and casually remarked, "What kind of trick could there be? These guys are just here to amuse us."
Before the words were even finished, the monsters that had been lying on the ground suddenly stood up and formed a strange formation.
Liu Yu then realized something was wrong: "Oh no, this looks like we're really in trouble!"
Bai Suzhen said, "Don't be afraid, let's break this formation together!"
Everyone unleashed their skills and engaged in another fierce battle with the monsters.
But this formation seemed very powerful; no matter how they attacked, the monsters were able to withstand it.
Xu Xian stamped his feet in anxiety: "What should we do?"
Liu Yu's eyes lit up, and an idea came to him: "Let's break through from the inside!"
So, taking advantage of the monsters' inattention, he slipped into the middle of the formation.
The monsters inside panicked when they saw Liu Yu enter.
Liu Yu charged left and right, throwing the monsters into chaos.
Taking advantage of the opportunity, Bai Suzhen and the others outside launched an attack and finally broke the formation.
Seeing that things were not going well, the monsters scattered and fled.
"Hey, don't run away! Play with us a little longer!" Liu Yu called out from behind.
Xiaoqing laughed and said, "Forget it, let them go. I doubt they'll dare to come back again."
Although everyone was a little tired after this farce, they were in a particularly good mood.
"Let's go, let's keep going and see what other interesting things await us." Liu Yu waved his hand and led the group onward.
They hadn't gone far when they arrived at a small town.
The town was bustling with activity, and everyone was busy.
Liu Yu looked around curiously: "This place looks nice."
Just then, a plump middle-aged woman ran over and grabbed Liu Yu: "Young man, please help me, my pig has run away!"
Liu Yu was taken aback: "Huh? The pig ran away?"
The woman said anxiously, "Yes, that's the pig I was going to slaughter for the New Year! Please help me find it!"
Liu Yu said helplessly, "Okay, we'll help you find it."
So they started looking for pigs all over town.
As Xu Xian searched, he muttered, "We're playing the hero and the pig farmer at the same time."
After searching for a long time, we finally found the pig fast asleep in a corner.
Exhausted, Liu Yu collapsed onto the ground, exclaiming, "Oh dear, this pig really knows how to enjoy life."
The woman was moved to tears: "Thank you so much! If it weren't for you, I wouldn't have been able to celebrate the New Year properly."
Liu Yu waved her hand: "It's nothing, Auntie, please don't be so polite."
Just as they were preparing to leave the town, new trouble came knocking...
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