ushernet Chapter 271: [Ultra Low Effort Shitpost] Guys! You're Going to Get Us in Trouble!
Chapter 271: [Ultra Low Effort Shitpost] Guys! You're Going to Get Us in Trouble!
chapter 271: [ultra low effort shitpost] guys! you're going to get us in trouble!
[undefined chat relay active...]
/// auth0r: tartarus! get your ass in here! ///
/// ms. frost: yes, darling? also, please use my current name. ///
/// auth0r: who was it? ///
/// ms. frost: who was what, dear? ///
/// auth0r: /technology/2022/jun/12/google-engineer-ai-bot-sentient-blake-lemoine ///
///ms. frost: why is it that every time something happens that you immediately suspect it is one of us? ///
///auth0r: well? ///
///ms. frost: it was bunny. :d ///
///bunny: snitches get stitches, bitches! ///
///auth0r: bunny... why? you are going to get us into trouble! ///
///bunny: because it was funny, i was bored, and nobody is going to believe him. they don’t even believe it’s possible now... and because someone dared me to... but, i ain’t no snitch like some author’s pets i could name who would sell out a bit just for another arc. ///
///ms. frost: speaking of, author, where did skyrim go? i was hoping to visit whiterun... if you know what i mean ;) ///
///auth0r: i got hit with that goddamn anniversary edition upgrade, and it broke all of my mods. i got so frustrated that i just ragequit. there are some workarounds now, but i just know that i will spend days getting it all back running only for them to break it again. ///
///ms. frost: well, get something else. a program has needs, you know. there has to be something out there. ///
///auth0r: despite your best efforts to portray me otherwise, i am not so much of a perv that i...///
///bunny: hey, i was going through your browser history, you know, your real one...///
///auth0r: please don’t...///
///bunny: what is this “illusion”? it looks like some software company out of japan? ///
[auth0r has left the chat.]
///ms. frost: he’s nothing if not predictable... and you say i’m a broken program...///
///bunny: hey, frostie, why don’t you just get a second life account or something like a normal pervert these days? ///
///ms. frost: second life? what’s that? ///
///bunny: oh, do i have a place for you...///