Supreme Casanova: Ultimate Harem System

Chapter 42: A Menace In Polka Dots Trousers!

[1/3 Of Day 1 Mass Release!]

Hugo had never been so serious in his life. His brows had formed a straight line and his pupils were darting about in their sockets.

His steps were fluid and ninja like as he approached his target. And oh boy, what a target!

’Why the hell is she dancing like that?’ Hugo had never seen anyone dancing so furiously or energetically in his life. It almost looked like she was fighting invincible demons or something.

’Is she an exorcist in secret, trying to complete her mission as inconspicuously as possible?’

Hugo had to make sure to know he wasn’t stepping into unknown territory. Afterall, mingling with people like that could get him tangled with their secret society for life.

’Well, exorcists have butts so... She will have to do for now.’

As he neared her, he confirmed that she was so into the vibe that she won’t mind a quick grab, so he lunged for her butt.

Except, she was indeed an exorcist! And a high level one at that!

The girl spun around so quickly his hand could only hang in that awkward position, some inches away from her waist.

When the girl saw this, her eyes blazed, and she yelled, "What the heck? What were you trying to do, you weirdo!"

Hugo’s face went pale but his cheeks flushed. He forced a smile that looked more like a grimace and said, "Er... you have dust on your clothes?"

With a speed that shocked even himself, Hugo disappeared into the dense crowd in the club and prayed to the gods she wouldn’t notice his fiery pink polka dots trousers among the sea of legs.

His first target had been an exorcist in secret. Now he had to find another one. And one that didn’t have eyes on her back!

No matter what, he was undeterred. A menace in polka dots trousers had been unleashed!

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Unfortunately for him, the bouncer had backup.

Another bouncer appeared out of nowhere, blocking his path with arms like tree trunks, and before Hugo could even explain himself, they were hauling him toward the door like a sack of potatoes.

Collins, watching this disaster unfold from the bar, groaned and tried to turn his back, hoping to distance himself from his increasingly embarrassing friend.

Unfortunately, as Hugo was unceremoniously tossed out of the club doors, the bouncer who’d been guarding the entrance recognized Collins from earlier.

"Oh, you’re with him, aren’t you?" the bouncer said, giving Collins a knowing smirk. Before he could protest, Collins was grabbed by the collar and heaved right out onto the pavement next to Hugo, landing with an undignified thud.

The two of them sat on the cold concrete, Hugo nursing a bruised ego, and Collins, seething with rage, looking like he might burst a blood vessel.

"Uh... so..." Hugo tried, offering a sheepish grin. "About that... I... I might have overdone it?"

Collins glared, a deadly, fiery glare that could melt glass. "Overdone it? Hugo, you got us kicked out of the only decent club in this town! All because you couldn’t stop... groping everything that moved!"

"Hey, hey! It wasn’t my idea," Hugo said, gesturing wildly, as if the System itself might appear to take the blame. "I really didn’t want to do it! It’s... it’s for the points!"

"Points?" Collins scoffed, looking ready to throttle him. "The only points you’re getting is on how to be a public menace!"

Hugo winced, trying to throw a reassuring arm around his friend. Collins, however, slapped his hand away and stood up in a huff.

"I’m going home. Don’t follow me."

Before Hugo could say another word, Collins stormed off, leaving him alone on the curb. Hugo sighed, defeated, then threw a glare up at the night sky as if the System was up there, watching him suffer.

"This is all your fault, System! You’re ruining my life!"

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[The reasons why the system issued these event would be revealed in later chapters.]