ushernet Chapter 387 70 Don't care about saving face 1
Chapter 387 70 Don't care about saving face 1
It was dark.
The original owner's parents have not returned yet.
Meow.
After receiving the memories, Jiang Ping jumped out of bed with a jolt.
If it weren't for the banyan sapling supporting it from below.
She almost shook the original owner's bed to the point of collapsing.
Grinning and making a heart shape with his hands for Xiao Rongbao, Jiang Ping ran towards the place with the most people in the Honggu Production Team.
As she ran, she let out a series of incredibly foul-smelling, pale yellow farts.
Along the way, they encountered both villagers and educated youth.
The smell alone is invigorating.
Some people covered their faces and fled.
Some people couldn't bear to miss out on the excitement.
However, those who want to watch the spectacle should pay attention to their distance, keeping at least a meter away so they can breathe more comfortably.
in the crowd.
Xiao Langzhai, the taciturn neighbor of the original owner, weakly called out "Xiao Zeng" a few times before being pushed aside.
The "Little Zeng" he mentioned is, of course, the original owner of this body.
The original owner's name was Zeng Yueping.
I am sixteen years old this year.
Honggu Production Team: A skinny, weak, and illiterate man.
The parents had a big appetite but lacked the labor force, so they had another child, the original owner, who also had a big appetite. The angry grandparents kicked him out of the house and he lived alone.
The fact that the family of three didn't starve to death is probably because God forgot to take them away.
And when they couldn't stand what the Zeng family's old house saw, they would lend a helping hand.
However, it's not acceptable to talk about God these days.
The original owner's father, Zeng Tupo, and the original owner's mother, Wang Meihua, changed their object of prayer to the Little Red Book in the old village chief's house, following the trend.
Year after year.
Every day, the two of them would walk together past the old village chief's house and make a wish on the wall.
We don't ask for anything in this life, we just hope that in the next life we can eat and drink well, not have to work, and have fatty meat to eat every day.
The couple's wishes were simple and unpretentious.
The original owner, influenced by what he saw and heard, also developed the same hobby.
The old village chief couldn't figure out the original owner's family's motive for taking the detour, but guessed that the three members of the Zeng family might have been smelling the aroma of other people's dishes so they could go home and have a meal.
However, these were all trivial matters in the original owner's life.
The original owner's family could have just endured it until the outside world opened up, and then they could have lived a life of eating fatty meat.
I don't want to be targeted by a reborn woman.
The reborn woman, Xiang Zhiqing, wanted to take advantage of her proximity to Xiao Langzhai.
They proposed renting a room from the original landlord.
Where could this delicate urban educated youth possibly live in the dilapidated Zeng family's house?
The original owner consulted his parents and directly rejected the suggestion to the educated youth.
I suggested that she build her own house if she had the money, since that's what all the educated youth in the Honggu Production Team did.
He verbally agreed to the educated youth.
In reality, he held a grudge against the Zeng family.
The original owner was lying in bed in broad daylight when he was suddenly pushed into the river by this lunatic and caught a chill.
Zeng Tupo and Wang Meihua's delayed return must be because they're looking for the educated youth to settle scores with.
past life.
The Zeng family failed to settle their score and they didn't get their money back. The educated youth returned home in defeat.
The original owner caught a cold, which developed into a serious illness, and died at the end of the year.
the following year.
Zeng Tupo and Wang Meihua asked Xiao Langzhai to arrange for them to go up the mountain with the educated youth and perish together.
Xiao Langzhai disappeared.
......
I've finished reading the original owner's story.
Zeng Yueping, accompanied by her string of farts, arrived next to Xiang Zhiqing.
She pushed her father away with her left hand, shoved her mother aside with her right, tackled the educated youth to the ground, and unleashed a barrage of foul farts at this former enemy.
"Eat my fart."
Wang Meihua reacted quickly, sitting on the educated youth's lap and holding him down to prevent him from moving.
Zeng Tupo took off his tattered coat and covered his wife's mouth and nose.
Yellow smoke swirled among the crowd, and the captain, speechless and hesitant to approach, still had to go anyway.
On the other side of the crowd were the other educated youth from the settlement who were being isolated by the educated youth.
After a few of the older members whispered among themselves, they sent out the two thinnest male educated youths—male educated youths and female comrades in the production team were not allowed to have close contact, so they could only watch from the sidelines.
The intention and attitude of simply going through the motions are quite clear.
This is also Xiang Zhiqing's own fault for not knowing how to behave.
There was no one in the production team who hadn't been offended by her. Even if a cow was passing by, she would say that it didn't look like it could do any work.
Unfortunately, the old ox cannot speak human language.
Otherwise, Old Niu would definitely reply to her, "You rotten and wretched old soul, get out of here."
In short.
Not a single person in the Honggu production team intended to lend a helping hand to the educated youth.
The encirclement appears to be retreating.
Wait until the stench reaches the tip of your nose.
Only the taciturn Xiao Langzhai, who had just squeezed in, the captain who couldn't leave, and Zeng Tupo, who was protecting his wife and daughter, remained in the original spot.
However, they were all blinded by the yellow smoke.
There was nothing that could be done to help the educated youth who were being blocked and howling in despair.
“Xiao Xiang, you pushed Zeng from our production team yesterday, and Zeng is pushing you back today.”
"I think it's fine to leave it as it is. If you really have any objections, go to the commune and raise them."
The captain, while vomiting, described the events of the day.
When it was time to leave work, the girl was so smug that she refused to pay Zeng Tupo's medical expenses.
Who knew that karma would come full circle?
Xiao Langzhai waited blankly for a few minutes, realizing he couldn't help at all, and then quietly left the scene to go home and work.
......
Time seemed to drag on endlessly under the weight of the farts.
Less than ten minutes had passed since the educated youth was knocked unconscious and then woken up by the fumes.
Zeng Yueping, utterly shameless, half-squatted beside her face, farted a few times, and then rested for two minutes. The onlookers left and came back.
Under the watchful eyes of everyone, the unlucky captain couldn't just leave to get some fresh air.
His face was full of sorrow, as if he were visiting his own grave.
In the end, it was the brigade leader's wife who couldn't stand it anymore.
He went home for a while and then came back, handing an egg to the pitiful, shriveled little Zeng Yueping with a heartfelt speech.
"Yueping, farting so much at once isn't good for your health. Go back, eat some eggs, and get some sleep. We'll try to stop her again after dark..."
After speaking, he looked at Xiang Zhiqing, who was pretending to be dead.
Wang Meihua felt unsatisfied.
But I listened to things that were bad for my health.
He nodded pitifully in agreement.
Zeng Yueping was stunned by her mother's gaze, so she had no choice but to quickly unleash her final attack, making the woman vomit acid before she could get up.
The two thin, weak men from the educated youth settlement took up the mantle once again.
They needed to move Xiang Zhiqing to the dilapidated, unoccupied house she rented alone.
Ah!
Why is God punishing them like this?!
vomit!
The Zeng family is not to be trifled with!
How many pounds of poop was in Zeng Yueping's stomach?
This question became an unsolved mystery for the Honggu Production Team.
Zeng Tupo would never tell outsiders exactly how many kilograms his daughter had that one bowel movement.
The only people who might know the truth, the original owner's grandparents, wouldn't tell.