Chapter 361 My Neighbor Carries a Mountain 5
Chapter 361 My Neighbor Carries a Mountain 5
"Is this the end?"
Tongzi picked up the conversation very quickly.
"Weren't you and I the best in the world?"
The little pangolin stammered, unsure how to defend itself.
It's clear that drilling in the mountains for too long has ruined his sharp mind.
"Then swear... you weren't talking about me behind my back."
"I swear, I swear, okay? Pingping, you've really changed, become completely unreasonable @%..."
Tongzi was definitely unwilling to swear an oath.
After all, it can be mediocre for 360 out of 365 days, and this habit can't be changed in a short time.
I feel a little guilty about making this vow.
The name "Little Pangolin" sounded familiar after hearing it repeatedly.
Isn't this a quote from a modern scumbag? Tongzi really spends all his time surfing the internet instead of learning anything good.
"Commander, let me tell you, you've gone astray. If you continue like this, just copying quotations and giving speeches every day, you'll go stupid before long..."
Tongzi hesitated before speaking.
"I don't have a human brain... nor do I have any degenerative functions..."
It was obvious that the conversation was going nowhere.
The little pangolin thinks...
It's only when they reach the seven hundred or seven thousand year itch that they start to feel annoyed.
The sapling banyan tree watched the excitement without fear of trouble.
Support Pingping in adopting a new child to improve the family atmosphere.
The little pangolin didn't hesitate to ask a question.
"Does the new leader expect you to be a little tree on a mission?"
The sapling banyan tree was terrified and refused.
"&@?%"
(I'm not going, I'm not going. I'm just a sapling, not even fully grown yet. How about we ask Tongbao to take Xiaotong on missions to support us?)
The more they talked, the more absurd it became, so annoying that it twitched and crawled around in the system space as if there was an electrical leak.
Many of the lingering souls who hadn't reincarnated and were indulging in pleasure were so frightened that they ran away.
Those who are definitely worldly-wise are the type who have seen a lot in the world.
For example, Xiao Yi with long, thick legs…
It's been a long time since I've seen such a spectacle, and some big-hearted souls are even missing it a bit.
what.
Little Yi, Little Yi, where are you?
Of course, if there's nothing to do in heaven, go to the underworld; if there's nothing to do in the underworld, go to the cave.
She'll create excitement wherever there isn't any.
Even a fairy's corner is still a corner; if she listens more, won't the excitement just begin?
to this end.
Xiao Yi either turns into a stone or into water plants.
Sometimes it will even try to grow into a tall tree, just like a banyan tree.
I don't know where I learned these 108 transformations, just to see what kind of great things those dark-faced guys are up to in private.
It can't be about destroying the world, can it?
This endless worry is really keeping her busy as a puppet.
...
same moment.
Monkey King is also worried.
However, it is preoccupied with its own major life event—spicy ant farming.
After eating spicy ants once.
Monkey King completely fell in love with the taste.
So, with kind words and gentle persuasion, they "coaxed" the nest of spicy ants to come to the little pangolin.
The queen ant, perhaps due to her age and desire to retire, has been on strike for several days, refusing to work and looking utterly hopeless every day.
Even the monkey brother's eating speed of spicy ants slowed down considerably.
Ugh.
Without eating some of this stuff, how could that lonely, pitiful monkey possibly sleep through the long night?
I completely forgot that I had previously complained about gods eating tree fruits.
There are no spicy ants to help you sleep.
Monkey King's thoughts drifted away.
It recalled the years it had spent inside the stone.
Hundreds of years have passed in the blink of an eye.
He found himself living in the stone house again.
Does this mean I'm destined to be associated with stones? I wonder if adding the character "stone" to my name will work and change my luck.
Waiting for its little pangolin brother to return under the moon.
Monkey King expressed this idea quite eagerly, somewhat like a modern student who wants to change their name after watching an idol drama…
Fortunately, the feng shui techniques that Monkey King was studying weren't just from a storybook.
The creativity for renaming is limited.
For some reason, the little pangolin gestured with its tail to indicate to its older brother that it could add a suffix to the name.
How impressive it would be to say such a long list of names!
Before a fight breaks out, he announces his name to intimidate his enemies, then Monkey King can strike unexpectedly.
The Great Sage Sun Wukong's earth-shattering...
If Monkey King isn't satisfied, he can add more words later.
"Sharp-beaked's words make a lot of sense. I'll just add whatever I'm missing to the end of my name. I wonder if adding a few more 'Emperor's' would work."
Its monkey-like face crinkled deeply with laughter.
Also.
There is also a slight regret that the pointed-beaked bird was not born a few hundred years earlier.
If he had been my underling a few hundred years earlier, I might have been able to go to the underworld and change the Book of Life and Death.
oops.
It used to be a really powerful monkey.
Hearing the monkey's strange laughter, the little pangolin involuntarily got goosebumps all over, and its scales went into a defensive stance.
This is also the suffering of cultivating oneself.
This little world is even more abundant in spiritual energy.
However, the original owner's talent for cultivation was not much different from that of his godmother, Stone.
The tonics he had drunk hadn't leaked out, but they weren't easily absorbed by this poor body either.
Fortunately, the scales and armor are good for keeping the family afloat.
They fiercely guarded and stored energy.
This has inexplicably led to the current situation, where the outer skin doesn't match the inner lining.
Only those in the land sector will continue to believe.
The little sharp-beaked monster's super strong defense was developed through being fed by its elders at home.
but.
Adhering to the principle that they could not let the Earth God seduce them, the Earth Godesses kept the gifts in their hands tightly under wraps.
We used them one by one as soon as we received them.
I will absolutely not allow any other minor deity to lead such a wealthy spirit away.
...
Another day of slacking off.
The little pangolin sharpened its claws on the rock face.
Next to it was a prepared glow-in-the-dark nail polish.
It's clearly not time to apply the oil yet.
The sizzling sound came wave after wave.
The monkey rested its chin on the grass pillow, and its brain would go blank from time to time as it sharpened its claws.
At this point, it began to feel fortunate that its hair was long and thick.
They covered their ears completely.
It can block out some of the noise created by the underlings.
"Pointy beak? Where did your big monster come from?"
How can I entrust you to the Five Elements Mountain for training?
Weird.
I'm not worried that you'll be taken away by Buddhism and become a little lamp-lighting boy, hahaha.
"To think you could use this rocky mountain to refine your body, I wonder if the gods and Buddhas will hold your elders accountable."
The little pangolin pretended not to hear.
They were there, obediently sharpening their claws.
Let's keep looking.
I doubt even if I contact the Quick Transmigration Bureau, they would accept my case and offer compensation.
They might also seek compensation for the loss of life on behalf of the original owner, the little pangolin.
It's not really about competing for a little more resources.
The Quick Transmigration Bureau was merely trying to demonstrate its stance through its actions.
This also prevents the smaller world from discovering new loopholes for resource extraction and sending powerful beings to "cause trouble" whenever they want.
It's true that only those with thick skin can achieve great things!
I wonder if Monkey King's skin is thick enough now?
The little pangolin connected the quick transmigration bureau to the powerful figures in the small world, and then focused its attention on the Monkey King.
It might be because he was thinking about something.
It forgot that it only intended to sharpen its claws, and instead lifted its short legs to take a bath in the luminous oil...
The system noticed this.
However, it made no attempt to issue a warning.
Let it be a glow-in-the-dark pangolin for a while.
Walking in the cave doesn't even require lighting, how practical! Other pangolins would love to have one.
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