My life is super hard, nothing is taboo/Ghost Shelter

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Don't be afraid of fierce ghosts, but be afraid of tattoos on your neck!

This is too exaggerated!

She was in pain from being stung all over, and she didn't speak when she saw these ghosts, so she could only bite the bullet and say: "How about... this year's incense will be given to you, let me go... I am a farmer... ..."

After the last villager lit incense and left, the ghost messengers looked at each other and turned their attention to the fat lady.

"Don't be afraid, we will not harm you, nor will we steal your incense."

It was Zhang Bu who spoke, with a gentle and elegant smile, and even made a gesture of invitation, "You go over and enjoy the incense first, and then we can talk?"

How can the fat aunt be in the mood.Brother, I don't want to enjoy incense, I want to die...

Seeing that she didn't move, Zhang Bu said again: "We are here for business. We need your help, so don't be afraid."

After two times of consolation, the attitude was gentle, and the nervousness of the fat aunt was relieved a lot. She looked suspiciously, although these people had Yinlongs on the back of their necks, they must be the legendary ghost kings, but their tempers and patience were exceptionally good.

She asked cautiously: "Dare to be a few adults, what do you need me for?"

Zhang Bu glanced at Di Renjie, and wisely handed over the initiative to him.

Di Renjie looked at Zhang Bu with great interest, and then stepped forward to the fat aunt and said, "Did my sister live in Donghan Village?"

In a word, all the ghosts around were stunned.

Sister, sister...? ? ?

Zhang Bu also opened his mouth slightly...

Di Gong, you are a bit frivolous!

Such an old female ghost, you call her... sister?

Qin Kun's other ghosts didn't know Di Renjie's identity, and Di Renjie never revealed it. They only knew that this ghost was called Di Gong, and that he was actually an old ghost, but he could transform into a youthful appearance, and they didn't know anything else.

But Zhang Bu had a pretext, he guessed that this guy would most likely be the number one celebrity around the empress!

The empress is a beneficiary of the imperial examination, and Di Gong is famous, and Zhang Bu feels that he is lucky to be able to get along with him, but today is the first time the two cooperate. image.

You turned into a handsome boy... Is it really appropriate to call it that?Zhang Bu began to wonder whether Di Gong used some kind of means when he came to power.

The fat aunt also had a dazed expression at the moment, she opened her mouth and looked at Di Renjie, showing a bit of shyness after a while, but the important thing was that Di Renjie spoke Bingzhou dialect, which shortened the distance a lot.

"My little brother is too joking. I'm not from Donghan Village. I forgot where I came from. I came here ignorantly after I died. I didn't see a bull's head and a horse face to catch me. I found that there was incense here, so I stayed. Count one Forget it, it's been decades..."

The fat aunt didn't hide anything, and told the story in detail.

Di Renjie smiled lightly and said: "So that's it. This time I have some important things to do when I come here. I need to go door-to-door to dream and clean up some things. However, if we fall into a dream rashly, they will definitely wake up and need your help to comfort them."

Di Renjie made a plan with everyone yesterday afternoon.

First, rely on Yu Jianggu's dream ghost technique, then rely on Yaoyao's vines to draw some memories out of the villagers' minds, then let Stone Serpent Ji petrify them, pull out the memories with the headless ghost, and finally use A Dou to appease those people .

But the plan has always been imperfect, and I always feel that there is a flaw somewhere.

After all, this group of people is fragile, and it is easy to wake up in a dream. If they are forcibly trapped to prevent them from waking up, they are easy to be possessed by evil spirits.They are all big ghosts, and they have never done such a delicate thing. There are so many people in the village, if something goes wrong, they will die.

So the plan has been put on hold until today, when a ceremony was held in the village suddenly, they happened to see the fat lady, Di Renjie consulted with Zhang Bu, and finally came up with a new plan.

The fat aunt was confused when she heard it, and said in confusion: "Need me...to comfort them?"

The fat aunt looked at her coarse clothes, and said with a bitter face: "Although I live in Houtu Niangniang Temple, I don't have any skills. I look like a poor ghost. I scared them awake. How can I appease them?"

There are spirits in the temple, and ghosts are the source of the temple spirits.

The fat aunt lives here unintentionally, and she has become more and more similar to Empress Houtu over the years, but she doesn't know how to transform, and no matter how similar she is, she still wears the same clothes before her death.

She thinks it's unreliable, it's bad for her to scare people...

Di Renjie was also lost in thought, that's right, even if the fat aunt looks like a queen mother, who's queen mother is dressed in such shabby clothes.

He looked at Zhang Bu, hoping that the other party could do something, but Zhang Bu was at a loss.

At this moment, a little fat man came out from the ghost messenger.

"It's not difficult."

"Give Chinese clothes!"

The little fat man patted the fat aunt's shoulder twice, and the fat aunt suddenly felt a ghostly air, and a gorgeous dress replaced the previous rotten clothes, falling down like a waterfall.

With this move, all the ghosts and servants around were amazed!

Gift of ghost art!

This ghost technique is too partial, and only nobles can perform it. The higher the status, the more precious the ghosts that can be bestowed.For so many years, only the sixteenth elder brother can gift the yellow jacket, and now I see another one!

Yaoyao and Shi Snake Ji's eyes lit up immediately, while looking at the unattractive little fat man, they surrounded him and touched the clothes given to him.

real!There is no time limit, which means this is not a blindfold!

Zhang Bu was also curious, stepped forward to touch it, and said with a smack of tongue, "Shu brocade! What a guy...and Shu embroidery! It's a big deal!"

The clothes are really nice, and the fat lady who used to have an ordinary temperament has changed into a noble one.

The little fat man pondered for a while, and felt that there was something missing.

"Give Zhu Chai jewelry!"

On Zhu Chai's head, even the hair is tied up, the jewelry is hanging on the ear, hanging on the neck, and wearing it on the wrist, the temperament is sublimated in place!

The little fat man looked at the crowd: "Is this okay?"

Great!

Several big ghosts surrounded the fat aunt, and at this moment, she was already [-]% like the Empress Houtu!

There is something about this partial ghost technique!

"Brother Fat, it seems that I'm short of a streamer, can I give it to you?" Yaoyao asked suddenly.

"Give me the cloak!" The little fat man patted the fat aunt on the shoulder, saying nothing, and a streamer wrapped around the fat aunt, dancing under the infusion of spiritual power.

"That's amazing, Big Brother Fat!" Yaoyao's eyes lit up, resisting the urge to ask for one for herself.

"So-so, but you have to call me Grandpa."

Yaoyao was at a loss.

The little fat man didn't say anything, he chuckled and said, "Then you guys continue to discuss."

After speaking, he drooled and climbed up the persimmon tree next to him.

The image problem was solved, and the fat aunt was no longer detained just now. Yu Jianggu raised his palms together, and then pulled them apart. A water mirror appeared in the palm of his hand. The fat aunt was stunned by the beauty of herself in the mirror.

Is this still me...me?

"Sister, can you help us now?" Di Renjie laughed.

The fat aunt is a bit plump, but her image has passed the test. At this moment, she said indifferently: "Lead the way. Take me... let me go and have a look."

After a day and a night, the plan finally started to be implemented, and the ghosts breathed a sigh of relief.

At 11 o'clock in the evening, when the midnight came, the villagers fell asleep one by one. A young family in the village closest to the ancestral grave suddenly saw a few vague people in their dreams.

Blurry, some can't see clearly, they are approaching him, the young man is a little nervous, and wants to rub his eyes to see who they are, but he still can't see them.

They were getting closer and closer, and the young man began to struggle, but a voice suddenly comforted him: "Don't be afraid, I...cough, I am Empress Houtu."

Yu Jianggu added ethereal special effects to the voice in his dream, and the young man was taken aback when he heard it. The next moment, one of the phantoms in front of him became clear.

Empress Dowager?

The dim silhouette, pretending to be a ghost, the young man wants to question, suddenly, the dark dream lights up, a plump middle-aged woman, dignified and luxurious, wearing a silk brocade, she smiles very gently, and her ribbons follow the wind swing.

"Ah, what an Empress Dowager!"

The young man kowtowed immediately.

Although I worship God every year, the land is still so poor, the village is still so poor, and the young people don't believe in God, but it doesn't stop me from worshiping her in my dream.

"Get up. I came here to bless your family's harvest this year. Now I want to look at your memories. If you have a past of doing evil, this year's land will be confiscated!"

Everything that the fat aunt said was taught by Zhang Bu, the simplest and most straightforward vernacular, and she also stated her purpose.

Hearing the words, the young man immediately said: "Mother, the village is full of honest people, they dare not do evil, I, Han Sanbao, am not afraid of the test, please have a look!"

Next to him, a little girl came out immediately, and the little girl also became clear, her head was wrapped in flower vines, she looked very cute, the young man looked at her suspiciously: "You are..."

"Hmph, I'm Fairy Chunyu."

Ah!

"I've seen a fairy!"

What a cute little girl, I really saw a fairy today.

"Don't be too polite, my spring rain vines will get into your mind in a while, but don't be afraid, if you do something bad, this year's spring rain will not fall in your field."

After Yaoyao Aojiao finished speaking, she cursed secretly in her heart, what kind of words Zhang Bu made up, they were not serious at all.

How can the gods speak the vernacular!

Unexpectedly, Han Sanbao had no resistance: "Come on fairy, I'm not afraid!"

Yaoyao's vines entered her brain, and the vines brought out crystal clear memory threads. Han Sanbao really didn't feel uncomfortable, but the next moment, another person walked out of the phantom.

The man slowly solidified, Han Sanbao saw that he was so frightened that he almost fainted.

A headless ghost! ! !

"Ah—you, who are you!!!"

The headless ghost hesitated a few times, struggled a few times, turned upside down a few times, and finally, with a dry cough in his chest, he said, "Xing, Xing Tian."

Seeing the aggrieved look of the headless ghost, Yaoyao almost laughed.

Han Sanbao was quite scared at first, but suddenly became energetic: "You are Xing Tian?! I like Xing Tian the most! Did you kill the Emperor of Heaven?"

Pointing at Han Sanbao, the headless ghost warned: "Don't, don't talk nonsense! I will be punished by heaven!"

Han Sanbao nodded: "I understand."

For a moment, Han Sanbao was puzzled again: "What are you doing here?"

"Uh... um..."

Seeing the headless ghost seemed to have forgotten the words, Yaoyao said: "Master Xingtian will help you pull out the evil thoughts. Once you pull out the evil thoughts, your house will be safe, and Empress Houtu will bless your family with a good harvest this year!"

"So that's it, come on!"

The headless ghost found the memory about Qin Kun, and gently pulled it out, as easy as pulling out a hair.

The headless ghost became blurred again, Han Sanbao was stunned: "Is this the end?"

He didn't feel anything yet.

Yaoyao smiled sweetly, and it also became blurred.

The fat aunt nodded and stroked the young man's head: "Good boy, go to sleep. There will be a good harvest this year!"

Chapter 1407

After Han Sanbao came out, he went to several houses in succession, and the ghosts were very happy.

This completes five households!

In fact, it is not difficult.

It's just that Di Renjie and Zhang Bu had some thought on their faces.

"Duke Di, Zhang Bu, why don't you leave?" Yaoyao asked puzzledly as she watched the two stop.

Di Gong and Zhang Bu looked at each other, and said at the same time: "You also thought of it?"

For a moment, Zhang Buton felt a sense of confidant.

"What are you talking about?" Yaoyao was at a loss.

Zhang Bu saw Di Renjie smiling and said nothing, and said, "Let me tell the story. We don't have enough time to go on like this. I just went to five households. Except for Han Sanbao who lives alone, the other four people are a family of two, and even the most have five." population. On average, it takes 6 minutes for each household to go from dreaming to clearing memory, and for 300 households, it takes too long.”

"That's right." Di Renjie also said, "I observed it yesterday. The villagers in this village go to bed at 10 o'clock in the evening and get up at 6 o'clock in the morning, and some wake up earlier. If this progress is followed, it may take four days. to get it done."

"Not only that."

Yu Jianggu also opened his mouth and said, "Although Guru Qin only ordered us to erase some memories about the three of them, I think we still have to erase our existing memories. If the whole village dreams of Empress Houtu the next day, we will If it can't last for four days, the matter will spread. At that time, there will definitely be unnecessary troubles coming to the door!"