ushernet Chapter 248
Chapter 248
Episode 248. Picking up a patient (1)
The painter opened his mouth after diagnosing him and looking at the prescription.
“Have you had frequent headaches in the past?”
“Yes, it hurts sometimes.”
“Do you drink often?”
“Where is the money for drinks? I can’t even eat well.”
The painter got up and drew a long, straight line across the floor.
“Start from here and walk to the end, stepping only on the line I drew.”
“Can I walk like this?”
“Walk with your arms wide open.”
“Like this.”
“yes. You have to walk all the way.”
“I just stepped on the line and walked as the congressman told me.”
“Good job.”
snap.
At that moment, the painter nodded, and Lu Bu and Jang Goe suddenly grabbed the patient’s arms, one by one, with both arms spread out on either side.
“Why are you doing this?”
“The patient’s liver is swollen and his head is also full of foreign substances, so he needs to be treated by cutting his stomach open and opening his head. You just walked to the operating room on your own, so you can go in there.”
“What is this? Don’t let go of this right now! I mean, let go...”
The patient screamed in surprise, but was caught by Lu Bu and Jang Goe and disappeared into the operating room.
The painter looked at the last patient with back pain.
The back pain patient was already trying to escape, but was suppressed by Obo and Buna, and his arm was bent backwards.
“Ugh, let go of this.”
“You say your back hurts, so you’re very nimble.”
At the question of the fireman, the patient smiled awkwardly and rolled her eyes to look around.
The other patients were already watching with a funny expression, as if they had realized that the three were fake patients.
“I don’t actually have back pain.”
“Then why did you say your back hurt?”
“That’s it...”
“Let’s take a pulse first. Does your back hurt or not?”
When the painter tried to grab his wrist, the patient flinched and leaned back.
snap.
However, there were too many helpers helping the fireman by his side to avoid the fireman’s hands.
“Sorry. Actually, when I was asked, I said that I was sick when I was not sick. Please forgive me.”
“First, we check to see if there was a misdiagnosis or not. Ho~. I have a really bad back.”
At the words of the fireman, the patient jumped up.
“no. Because it’s really fine. If I let go of this hand, I might jump like a deer right away.”
“I’ll give you some saliva and you’ll get better soon.”
When the painter took out a long needle, the patient eventually burst into tears.
“Ugh! The congressman’s son committed a crime to death. please forgive me The two pieces of silver I received as a reward will be given to the congressman right away.”
“No, because I really have a back pain and I want to treat it. This stinger is long and looks menacing, but it doesn’t hurt.”
“I’ll pay one more nyang instead of two. It’s all I own right now. Please forgive me just once.”
The patient cried and ejaculated, but the fireman, with the help of helpers, made him lie down and inserted a long needle into his buttock.
“Kuuuuuuuu! Wrong. Wrong...”
The fireman, whether or not the patient begged, inserted two more long needles and laughed.
The patient took out the money from his bosom and sent his eyes asking for it.
“But who told you to come here and feign illness?”
“Mr. Mann of the Ma Manga Family Hospital gave me money and told me to feign illness.”
“It’s a mantra. Huh~.”
The painter put on an absurd expression for a moment.
It is a doctor’s office not far from home, and in the past, it was a doctor who visited several times to treat her mother’s illness.
“sorry. Senator, I committed a mortal sin because I was blinded by money.”
“Master’s guest, no patient.”
Today, the three lawmakers, who had been hanging out at Hyeono Gaekjan since morning, all turned their heads in the direction of the sound when they heard that a patient had arrived.
“Heh heh.... With patients coming in so early in the morning, I don’t have time to have a cup of tea with my acquaintances.”
When Manchuk saw that the doctor who spoke was his disciple, he stood up with a smirk.
Seo Seo and Pilbu, who were sitting together for a moment, looked like they were chewing shit, but they forced themselves to smile.
“Why don’t you show condescension with one person coming by chance.”
“Seeing the patient coming in from the morning today, I don’t think we can have lunch together. Please do not wait.”
“Okay, okay, so let’s go.”
“Then, what a pain.”
“Your master.”
“How is the patient’s clothing?”
“I have two escorts dressed in silk.”
“Heh heh, if it’s enough to have two escorts... you’re a big hand. Come on let’s go.”
“yes.”
As Manchuk left, he turned his head and looked at the two remaining people. They were gulping their tea with annoyed faces.
shit.
The corner of Manchuk’s mouth went up. It was the smile of a worthy winner.
When Manchuk’s figure disappeared from the inn, he frowned as he nervously put down the cup he was drinking from.
“She’s paying all the respects for a patient who happened to come.”
“Bonus, that patient will be the first and last patient to come today.”
“I’m sure I’ll eat at the doctor’s office instead of coming here after seeing one patient.”
“Bring me a bottle of Takju here.”
“Do you want to drink in the morning?”
“Breakfast is soon to be lunch.”
The two of them drank alcohol instead of tea from then on when Jeom So-yi brought alcohol.
While drinking a glass of wine and eating snacks, he was cursing at Mann, when Seo’s pupil hurriedly found him.
“Master, a patient has arrived.”
“what! Hehe, I have to drink this kind of alcohol with you until the end... I’m sorry.”
As he stood up and shrugged his shoulders, Pilbu nervously poured a drink into his glass.
“Can I drink alcohol and treat patients?”
“It’s only one drink, but what? billion.”
“Your master.”
“How was the patient’s clothing?”
“He came on a palanquin and had a quarrel.”
“Heh heh.... You must be a noble lady. If someone were sent, I would have gone to the house. You took a difficult step.
He stood and talked while placing some iron coins on the table.
“I’ll pay for the alcohol, so drink slowly and go.”
“That’s right. Come see.”
As Seo Seo put his hands behind his back and disappeared with the doctor, the remaining Congressman Phil drank from the bottle.
“Jumsoy. Bring me another bottle of wine.”
“yes.”
When Jeom So-yi brought his own alcohol, he heard a prick in his ears.
“Master, a patient has arrived.”
“okay! Heh heh heh heh.... He’ll come sooner than later. So, what about the patient’s outfit?”
“He came in a carriage, but there were several servants and even escorts.”
“What a pity!”
“yes?”
“If I had come a little sooner, I would have pressed the noses of the two guys flat.”
“What are you talking about?”
“You don’t have to know. Come on let’s go.”
“Master, by the way, I think you drank too much.... is it okay?”
“Where have I been to drinking treatment once or twice? I only had a few drinks. Don’t worry.”
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