Getting Warhammered [WH 40k Fanfic]

183 – First Steps



183 – First Steps

183 – First Steps

Fifty million people, aboard a single ship. I remembered that even the largest city back on Earth in my time, Tokyo, only had around fourteen million inhabitants. How the fuck was I going to build something to house all these people in any human span of time?

I needed something efficient, safe and something that was most importantly compact. I could build the basics of a sprawling city, pull up millions of houses that were the mirror-images of each other, but I doubted my new citizens would like that much. Humans tended to be rather individualistic, and that was not something I wanted to stamp out of them.

Still, asking for a house-plan from every single one of them and then going around constructing them would take ages, ages I couldn’t, wouldn’t give the task. Instead, I’d give them something in the interim and allow them to then work on building homes for themselves.

What was compact, safe and suitable to house millions of people in humane conditions? Well, an arcology of course. I even had a few blueprints in my head for how the Imperium likes to construct them on their pleasure planets that I could use as the base.

Yep, that could work. I mused, rubbing my chin idly as I pulled up the arcology blueprint and constructed an Illusory 3d hologram of it in the air before me. Using the exact same blueprint would have been lazy though, and inefficient. I wouldn’t be using the Ad Mech machines, generators and whatever else included in them anyway.

Electricity, I could make easily enough. Getting an organic generator was a thought away, many alien species I’d devoured samples of has ways to generate static electricity and some even had the ability to channel a current through their bodies as a form of defense or attack. A weird turtle ran it through its shell, while a panther-like creature could run hundreds of volts through its fangs to paralyse its prey.

I had to remake parts of the blueprint to fit my needs and then enlarge it to be able to house the quantity of people I’d need it to. A million people per arcology sounded reasonable, minus all the people who would be able to move in to the capital, if Bob was anywhere close to finishing up what he’d started when we left.

“They seem to be oddly calm,” Selene muttered, squinting at the many screens showing the thousands upon thousands of community halls I linked up all the personal rooms of our passengers. “I was expecting fights and rioting, maybe at least some friction ... but I guess being teleport up to a spaceship through a magical portal likely curbed their willingness to start trouble.”

“Maybe,” I said absently. “But the calming pheromones I have in the air probably helped even more.”

“The what?!” Selene turned on me with a glare. “Are you drugging our citizens already?”

“A bit?” I said, blinking in surprise at her heated look. “What? I thought it’d be better than letting them run wild and forcing me to beat some of them down. It’s just some calming pheromones, I even toned it down. The original would have had all of them staring into mid-air heads blissfully empty of thoughts.”

“They won’t be catatonic by the time we get back, will they?” Selene asked, now looking worriedly at the projected screens. “You tested those pheromones before, right?”

“I did,” I said. Sort of. “They are in no danger. I’m more than familiar enough with both human anatomy and those pheromones to know just how much is too much for them to handle.”@@@@

“I’ll trust that you do,” Selene said, sagging a little as she sighed. “Did you think about what you actually want to do about the eventual government? Or about the other topics I asked you about?”

“I’m thinking of making a bunch of arcologies for them to live in,” I said, making a miniature illustration of how one of them was going to look based on my current blueprint. “I was thinking of letting them vote in a council for each arcology with a representative of each arcology being sent to my version of the High Lords in the capital. Any reason I shouldn’t?”

“I don’t see why not,” Selene said, though she was frowning in thought. So I poked her in the rib, a little zap of electricity jumping off my finger at the contact and making her hiss and swat my hand away. “What was that for?”

“What are you thinking?” I asked with a playfully raised eyebrow. “Frowning so hard all the time will give you wrinkles, you know.”

“Rightly so,” Valenith said, more subdued after the lengthy meditation he’d undergone while I was out on my little adventures with Cain and company than I’d ever seen him before. “If you wish to one day rule over these people, you can’t have them looking down on you. Especially if you’re unwilling to use your abilities to their fullest extent to bend them to your will.”

“I don’t want mind-shackled slaves,” I said. “Not on a large scale anyway. I fear some Ethereals are destined for that end though, the ones who’d never accept new leadership.” I hummed thoughtfully, then caught the hint of worry on Selene’s face. “Not that any of that matters in the short term. I want Vallia Prime urbanised and the government running before anything else. Then I want the star-system for myself and without a grumpy Tau looking over my shoulder twenty-four hours a day. After all that, we can start thinking about how to expand our influence.”

“The groundwork will have to be started sooner, if you want results in this century,” Selene said, frowning as if I’d just dumped half a ton of paperwork on her desk. “You’ll need to start scouting out nearby systems, learning the politics of the Tau and getting a feel for who to pay off and who to ... subvert more forcefully. All the things you mentioned will be slow-going and have plenty of downtime for you to focus on other things.”

“Fair enough,” I said, tapping my fingers on my chin. “Knowledge is power, as they say, some scouting and information gathering would be prudent anyway. Even if I didn’t want to eventually expand.”

The ship lazily swam over to Vallia, then slowed into orbit around the first moon where I let my aura expand and examine my little ball of rock. The Tyranids keeping the Shadow up were still alive and most importantly, secured in place. The Orks and my slowly growing dragon population below the surface was doing well, though I caught some of the prior riding around on some of the latter like they were mounts.

“What the fuck,” I muttered, focusing on an extremely self-satisfied gigantic Ork strutting up and down around a war camp, riding one such earthbound dragon. “That’s Throgg, isn’t it? What is that idiot doing?”

He appeared taller than I remembered, which I quickly confirmed by reviewing my memories. It seemed the ork was growing, though I hoped it was not due to some foolhardy power grab on his part where he named himself Warboss or something. I’d hate to have to replace him and educate another ork to handle his kin.

My next object of focus, and examination, was of course the capital Bob was supposed to be busy building. Maybe it were my plans of constructing dozens of arcologies across the planet in the span of a few days, or just another proof of me being out of touch with reality, but I found myself a bit disappointed by what I found.

A basic road network, the main sewer and water system, and even a few colossal buildings dotted around the central fortress were up and ready. The basics were almost done, and according to my quick inspection, they were done to a reasonably high standard, too.

Reasonable expectations, you silly girl. I thought to myself. You just gave him his powers five days ago, and he already accomplished this much with them. That’s worthy of praise, not ... this.

“What?” Selene asked, having had enough of me zoning out after a few seconds.

“See for yourself,” I said, shaking my head as I threw up a projection of the pompous ork and his draconic mount and then added a eagle-eye-view of the current state of the capital. “I’m going to notify Zedev to not freak out, then I’ll go about building those arcologies.”

That crazy tech priest might just start throwing pocket nukes at the weird new ship appearing in orbit if I don’t clue him in.

After a short back and forth, that was done. The Magos took my return with the stoic disinterest I’d have expected of him, not even bothering to use his organic mind to reply.

“That’s done,” I said, pushing myself off my command throne. “Alright, the two of you are free to do whatever. I’ll be busy with building stuff for the next few days I’d wager, but come find me if anything important comes up, or when the Ethereal gets here.” Then I turned to Selene and smiled at her coquettishly. “Or whenever you want to. I think I can bear with some interruptions if they are as gorgeous as you, my dear.”

“You’ll get little work done if you can ogle me instead,” Selene said, rolling her eyes with a smile as she wrapped her arms around my waist. She then stood on her toes and placed a lingering kiss on my lips, one I eagerly reciprocated until she leaned back with a giggle. “Be good and do some work, then we can see about checking just how distracting I can be.”

“Well, what else could I do but my best with a motivation like that?” I grinned down at her, then placed a gentle kiss on her forehead. “Really, come see me whenever you want. I’ll get going now though, I shouldn’t keep my citizens locked up in this ship for longer than necessary. See you both later!”


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