Evade The Hero and Flee!

Chapter 59

Chapter 59

RATH 59

TL: Eevee

7. Is your backside safe? (11)

#13 Their story: Risen de Roas story.

As we woke up early in the morning, Pres said cheerfully to us.

Right, lets go hunting for todays meals!

And the others who had also gotten accustomed to this lifestyle replied energetically in kind, and so we began searching for our morning food supplies.

Perhaps thankfully, stealing the teachers lunchboxes was limited only to dinner, compared to that, breakfast was very easy to acquire.

Although of course the lunchboxes themselves were enchanted and stacked with all sorts of magics and spells to the point where we wondered if it was really necessary to create an advanced artifact like this just for the sake of pulling this shit, but compared to lunch when the silver devil roamed, or dinner where we had to fight the teachers, it was much more peaceful.

Right, then

I searched for lunchboxes where I expected them to be.

The rule for the other students was that they were to find them before school began, and if they found one they were to immediately take it to Professor Nicerwin.

And the discoverer would receive a weird ticket called an After School HighPass, and if you had one you could just leave school without having to fight the teachers.

Because of this, the day after it was announced, the other students would arrive to school a whole hour early just to find our supplies.

At this overheated frenzy of excitement, Professor Nicerwin limited the time you could come to school to after 7:30, but the fact remained that we now had a time limit to find our food.

And thats another today.

As I looked around, I discovered a lunchbox nestled in the bookshelves of the library.

I immediately opened the lid and checked the contents.

A sandwich.

A good menu.

A combination of bread, meat and vegetables, it is a very beautiful meal that could combine all sorts of nutrients as well as taste.

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And I ate it immediately.

It tastes good. It tastes so good.

After the texture of the soft bread, the crunchy vegetables dance around in my mouth.

After that, the crispy fried chicken and spicy sauce come rushing at my tastebuds, and a small happiness creeps into my heart.

Its good. It tastes so damn good.

And so after I tasted the small happiness of my abnormal life I immediately hid away the lunchbox.

Time to carry out the perfect crime.

And so when I came back onto the roof I asked my fellow vice-pres with a dark expression.

How many did you find today?

Three so far. Today doesnt seem like a good day for us. Risen?

Nothing.

I shook my head with a sigh.

Id already long since removed the traces and scent of any food.

Just in case Id even gone to the bathroom to check whether I had anything stuck in my teeth.

Really?

As I watched the vice-pres sigh as well I knew that my acting was perfect.

If my fellow vice-president, and the one who I fought with the most didnt notice then there was no way that any of the others would either.

Perhaps maybe if the situation was normal, but in this critical situation, where everyone is accustomed to the bizarre, to this girl, I am one of her very precious comrades.

Not only her, but the others arent suspecting each other either.

Using this situation, I was searching for my route to survive.

I cant say that Im in the right here, but you guys are in the wrong as well, you know?

Just what did we learn in night study before the holidays began?

To think you forgot what you learned, your revision skills are lacking!

As a friend and comrade, giving them an unforgettable experience is my role as a friend.

And so that was how I reassured my prickling conscience, and waited for the others to return.

Found one, pres?

One in the one of the second years classrooms. It would have been really bad if wed been just slightly later.

Menu? Whats the menu?

What, Risen? Is the kid who didnt even find anything the first one to check the menu?

Again? How come Risen cant even find anything, not even once?

I know right, the fastest out of all of us have the least results?

Ah Im hungry damn it! Ill put some grunt into it so increase my share or something!

Actually I was nearly full right now but I shouted in mock anger for the perfect act.

As if it was funny, smiles crept on a couple of faces.

Right, laugh while you can.

At least my conscience will be a bit clearer.

But someone has to do this.

Look at us. Were still in pyjamas.

What the hell is this lifeform thats not asleep and roaming around even at the crack of dawn.

Is she actually a devil? Does she not sleep because shes actually the devil?!

-Even devils sleep.

With a guarantee from Loki, who was said to hang out with devils a lot, I found out that even devils sleep.

Alright then, then that leaves only one viable theory.

The theory that she was the evil gods apostle was the most likely, and it was right all along!

What was the hotline for reporting evil god worshippers to the imperial soldiers again!

Youre tho cute I just wanna pat ya all over.

Every time she raised her hand my body flinched instinctively.

And she was looking my actions as if she found it all very, very amusing

-This little shit, she saw through my transformation magic?!

-You said there was no way thisd get caught!

-Hell no! Let alone humans, not even animals, demons or even gods have ever seen through my transformation magic!

-Then what the hell is that!

-The evil gods apostle you kids keep bringing up?

The evil gods apostle recognized by a god, albeit one from another world, started poking around the ground with her fingers as if thinking over how to play around with me.

-Will she spare us if we beg?

-Oi contractor, do you still not understand even after getting beaten up that much? Right now shes just waiting for you to undo the transformation!

-Why?

-Well I didnt realise that the kitten was actually a student running away? Is what shed say and then beat the crap out of us!

-Damn thats convincing!

Indeed, is the reason she is looking at me with such a pure expression simply to say that she didnt know Id transformed?

But what do I do? If I run away here then shell beat me up on the pretext of being cute, and if I undo my transformation then shell beat me up because I tried to run away.

Kitty, dya wanna play a fun game with unni? Its called

She whispered gently right into my ear, and it was impossible for me to not flinch with every single word she said.

-Fool her, contractor! If I were to tell you of some of my old stories, that stupidly swole lad called Thor once managed to fool the giants that he was a girl despite cross-dressing with nothing but his words! And folk like yourself and I can tread the line between life and death with nothing but our glib tongues!

And to Loki who shouted so confidently, I asked him.

-Hey, Loki? Just how would a kitten go about using said glib tongue?

-Kahh, Id forgotten about that!

Damn it, this gods screwed.

Id known for a long time that he was a screwed up god, but to think he was this crooked in the head!

What I learned from ownerza called a fingerflick game, itza game where I bend my fingers and go smack! like this.

The silver devil kept flicking her middle finger right in front of my eyes.

Is, isnt this animal abuse? Is there truly no one there to save this poor kitten from the devils hands!

-There isnt. Even heroes sleep at 4AM.

-N, nooooo!

Smack! Smack! As the sound of the flicking finger came ever nearer, as despair reared its head right in front of my eyes.

Just then, I heard a voice of salvation.

What are you doing so early?

Ah, owner! There was a cute widdle kitten here so I was playing wif it!

As to just why Professor Nicerwin was appearing from the depths of the academy at 4AM in the morning I had no idea, but his words were definitely bringing me salvation.

Theres a lot to do tomorrow, stop playing with it and lets head back now.

Cant I pway just a wiiiddle more with the kitty?

Gulp.

I swallowed reflexively.

No.

Hiiiiing~

Saved. Im saved.

That devil seemed to have no interest in telling Professor Nicerwin of my identity, and so I could survive and escape from this place.

And so as I left through the door that Professor Nicerwin pushed open for me, just as I reached the main gates and breathed a sigh of relief.

Meow

Ahhh I went and saw it.

Along with the silver devil, the other devil that also had a satisfied smile on his face.

That was it. I was simply being used.

Miracle or whatever, Professor Nicerwin already knew of my identity.

No, the one who told the silver devil my identity could have been Professor Nicerwin to begin with.

But Id already left the academy.

There was no turning back now.

And so as I firmed my resolve in my heart once again, I escaped the academy.